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10.
Now, 10% fewer accidental drownings!
9. Only our cruise features Mary Beth Bonaccis's Kissing
Booth.
8. Patrick Madrid debates Kathy Lee on imputed vs. infused
righteousness.
7. We're the "Tell the Truth in Love Boat."
6. Hope you can swim!
5. With our complimentary open bar, the Book of Revelation
has never made so much sense!
4. If the Titanic had our Bible studies, we wouldn't have had
to sit through that stupid movie.
3. A sunny Envoy cruise: your passport to 2nd degree burns.
2. Our lookouts can spot those 30,000-ton icebergs.
1. Even if you don't join us on the cruise, My Heart Will Go
On.
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