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10.
"Stop worrying us about Y2K, and print some looting tips for
when the power grid goes down."
9. "You people are evidence of life on other planets."
8. "The magazine ink makes me dizzy. Use more magazine
ink."
7. "'Envoy' rhymes with 'John Boy', a Protestant Walton."
6. "You don't use enough song-title puns."
5. "Too much negative coverage of Catholic-bashing."
4. "You guys are going to hell for reminding us of the
70s all the time.
3. "Not enough pro-wrestling coverage."
2. "Magazine paper is nice and smooth, but difficult to
light."
1. "Sick and tired of those stupid Top Ten Lists."
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