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10. Two copies rolled up and soaked in lighter fluid make a great fire log.

9.
Makes excellent practice material to break in new office shredder.

8.
Great for making colorful paper "assistant manager trainee" hats.


7. Heavy glossy paper can blind oncoming traffic when tilted into sun at angle.

6. One word: Origami

5. Annoy JWs by holding an Envoy next to their Awake! Magazine sniffing, "Ours is bigger."

4. Hey, those kooky Top Ten lists will liven up any party.

3. Make shopping for meat even more fun! Sam the Butcher uses back covers to wrap steaks and chops.

2. Keep a supply in your trunk to use as traction the next time your car gets stuck in mud or snow.

1. One issue can knock a guy silly when rolled up and whacked on the side of his head (contributed by Mrs Patrick Madrid).


 


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