10. "Afternoon, Officer. What seems to be the problem?"

9. "Wake up, Maggie. I think I've got something to say to you.

8. "Maybe we should try something funny this next issue."

7. "When did we hire someone named 'Maggie'?"

6. "Excuse me, Officer, but these cuffs are a little tight."

5. "Come on in from the ledge Brian. We were just kidding--you're a great writer!"

4. "Full house! Aces over kings."

3. "You call this a martini?"

2. "Please, Dr Hahn. We've told you before, you can't come in here."

1. "It's getting chilly. Be a dear and throw some more article submissions on the fire."