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10. Perambulation

9. Thespianism

8. Tax withholding

7. Homogenization

6. Depilation

5. Getting high on life

4. Infarctions (alone or with others)

3. Eating Dead Chickens

2. Artificial Breath Control

1. Failing to Renew your Envoy subscription (actually, this one's borderline)

 

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