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Lesser-Known Catholic Magzines
For those who have everything, gift subscriptions to these lesser
known magazines will really stand out. Help your dad through middle age
with his very own subscription to Mid-Life Crisis. His knowledge
of the Faith will expand faster than his beer gut.
Forget about rap, and hip-hop is passé. Young Catholics today read This
Rocks, the most excellent guide to Catholic music. Whether your
17-year-old plays in a garage band or sings for the pope at St. Peter's,
he'll dig it.
The X-Files are just ho-hum now that the Pius X Files are here. The
weird and the wonderful of Catholicism are served up steaming hot in
each issue of Our Sunday Alien Visitor. Strap in and get ready to
blast off.
Check out these other (yawn) undiscovered gems . . .
Fifth Things
News and views on unimportant matters
- Are the holy water fonts high enough in your parish?
- You've seen them: Ushers with attitudes.
- Opinion: How wide should collection envelopes be?
- Yes or No? Should decaf coffee be served in the social hall? The
debate rages on.
The Catholic Dancer
The Leader in Liturgical Booty-Shakin'
- Legwarmers: the Lenten '99 line-up.
- Meet the patron saint of leg cramps.
- Save soles without feeling like a heel.
Gnu Covenant
A monthly journal about God's love for animals
- 10 fun and inexpensive ways to de-worm your paschal lamb.
- Mary Beth's tasty holiday squirrel recipes.
- See Spock Run: Leonard Nimoy's new book on avoiding dog bites.
Our Sunday Alien Visitor
For the post-Vatican II alien abductee
- Drama in Real Life: Probed!
- Is there a UFO-Elvis-McBrien connection? New evidence found in
South Bend!
- Andrew Greeley selected by Vatican to be the Church's first
"journalist" launched into deep space.
Mold Culture Wars
Editor Ike J. Michaels shows, month after month, that depraved
immorality lurks at the heart of all petri dish experiments
- No, that's not fungus — that's depraved immorality in disguise.
- Drama in Real Life: "How depraved bacterial immorality ruined
all my petri dish experiments!"
The Anti-Catholic Parent
Helping you raise your kids with a healthy hatred for Romanism
- Splintery swings: a Vatican conspiracy?
- Exposé! Mr. Rogers under Jesuit control!
- Taking the "Hail Mary" out of backyard football.
(Whoops, never mind. That's a Fundamentalist magazine.)
Catholic Dozer
For the drowsy and the women who love them
- Unpadded pews: Torment of the Faithful.
- Snore silently during homilies — We'll show you how!
- The land of warm milk and honey.
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